Archive for July, 2009

I need a new swear word.

Friday, July 31st, 2009

After reading that it’s been scientifically shown that swearing is good for you, I began to realize that I have overused all my best swear words so that they’ve lost a lot of their effectiveness. Now, I use a variety of them and combine/recombine them fairly creatively, so you’d think it would take quite a […]

Balanced columns

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

In this case, that means the temperature matches the humidity.
Yesterday: 100 and 95%.
Today: 95 and 95%.
I left the Midwest and Southwest to get away from this kind of weather. I’ve been betrayed.

h…e…a…t w…a…v…e…

Monday, July 27th, 2009

As in, like, really hot, you know? It was mid-80s today, but They are warning people not to overexert. I’m sure East Coasters and South Atlantickers would laugh at us, but it *is* hot, and most of us don’t have air conditioning.
But! To cheer everyone, I am posting New Garden Pictures! I’ve been actually eating […]

Knitting quotation

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Knitting is, at its (most) fundamental, a binary code featuring top-down design, standardized submodules, and recursive logic that relies on ratios, mathematical principles, and an intuitive grasp of three-dimensional geometry.
~ Kim Salazar

Gaaaaaa-a-a-a-a-ahhh

Friday, July 17th, 2009

:gags: I :hack: survived. :gag, choke:

Henceforth, a ground rule

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

Dearest family, friends who might as well be, and sundry hangers-on,
Don’t anyone ever ask me to knit anything in black. No way, no how will I ever knit in black again. Ever. For anybody. No. Don’t even ask.
Love,
One Who Does Not Wish to Be Blind

My classification

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

I have just discovered what I am: a theoretical physicist. I extrapolate this from the truism, documented in 1959 by Scientific American, that a theoretical physicist’s standing is directly proportional to his or her ability to destroy delicate equipment merely be touching it, or even being in the same room with it.

Happy Fourth… and news from the floor

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

Grandma’s back home, perfectly fine, and more worried about the dog than herself.
Blue is miserable and clinging like a sick two-year-old, which is appropriate, given the circumstances. The only thing that seems to soothe her is lying across my lap while I sit on the floor, so I am spending a lot of time on […]

Tricky balancing act

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

:holds hands out, palms up:
Dog, mother… mother, dog… birthday…? Birthday?!? Wait, there’s not a hand for birthday!
I woke up at 4 a.m. and couldn’t get back to sleep; took Blue in about 8 and got home about 10 (long wait to talk to the vet about what they’re doing and what I’ll need to dress […]

Surgery on Friday. . .

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

This afternoon, Blue’s lung films looked good (what looked like spots to me the vet says were just “old-dog lungs”) and her lymph nodes palpated clean. Brita the vet will send the x-rays to the pathologist just to be sure. And I had her show me how to palpate the lymph nodes so I can […]