Archive for March, 2010

You load 16 tons, and whaddaya get?

Monday, March 29th, 2010

A lotta grief, instructions to go sit quietly in a corner, an’ repeated imprecations on your dodder-hood!
It was only about one ton, or maybe half a ton; I can’t remember how much a cubic yard of stuff weighs. I did a goodly amount of hauling, shoveling, and spreading a bunch of gravel and dirt with […]

Yes, my geeky dears. . .

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

. . . we have an astonishment for your amusement!
Check this out.
You heard it first here: Computational textiles rock. (But no, I will not be making this thing. )
If I could figure out how to embed the video, I would. (Doesn’t say much for my geekiness, does it?!?)

O, happy… holiday!

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

What a horrible, pathetic slacker I am! I forgot entirely it was The Most Important Holiday of the Year today! Even Grandma was doing better than I, what with her green earphone… and a green balloon. They had a party. I wasn’t even wearing green. How humiliating is that? Hmmm?
Well, at least I have a […]

The Evil EM Field

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

So. Now, the Evil EM Field (EEMF) that swarms around me like a Miasma of Doom has extended its reach. Usually, whatever smokes, burns, sizzles or fries is within about three feet of my lugubrious person. This time, it’s managed to attack the volume control on the (gently used) telly that Snaotheus and KrisDi brought […]

Hearing machine

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

:sniffle, sniffle, sneeze, hack, snort, sniffle, sniffle:
Grandma’s been complaining about her (relatively, as of November) new “hearing machine,” which is basically a little microphone, amp and earphone. “It’s not working! It’s not working! The batteries are dead!”
I brought it home last night to give it a more thorough going-over than I could there. Batteries are […]

Macabre delight

Friday, March 5th, 2010

We got Grandma actually admitted to the hospice program yesterday—lots of paperwork, which she didn’t have to mess with, thank goodness—and when she met the hospice nurse, she was so excited. It seemed a little weird, like, “Oh, I’m so happy to be in your program, somebody will finally let me die!” But she was […]

The possibly fateful decision

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Met with Grandma and her doctor today about her very, very sore shoulder (separated AC, possibly torn rotator cuff) and an infected owie on her leg. We decided to call in a hospice consult and not give Grandma antibiotics. This means she may kick the infection on her own… or she may not. If not, […]